"Have fun now, boys and girls.      Relax."
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NOTE: words inside (parentheses) are sung by children only.
        Words in {brackets} are sung by Frank AND children

(Next time you`re found with your chin on the ground)
(There`s a lot to be learned    so look around)

Just what makes that little ole ant
Think he`ll move that rubber tree plant?
Anyone knows an ant can`t
Move a rubber tree plant

        {But he`s got hi-i-igh hopes, he`s got hi-i-igh hopes}
        {He`s got high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes}
        So, any time you`re gettin` low, `stead of lettin` go, just remember that ant
Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant
        (Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant)
        {Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant}

(When troubles call and your back`s to the wall)
(There a lot to be learned   that wall could fall)

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he`d punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram scram
He kept buttin` that dam

{`cause he had hi-i-igh hopes, he had hi-i-igh hopes}
        {He had high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes}
So,  any time your feelin` bad, `stead of feelin` sad, just remember that ram
Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam
        (Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam)
        {Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam }




      (A problem`s just a toy balloon, they`ll be bursted soon)
(They`re just bound to go pop)  

Oops, there goes another problem ker-plop
                        (Oops, there goes another problem ker-plop)
                        {Oops, there goes another problem ker-plop}

(Ker-plop!)