Nobody wants to live in Alaska

It's cold and snowy every day

The kids have no concerts to go to

No parks in which to play

They live in the dark for half of the year

And in the sun for the other part

I'd kill myself if I lived in Juneau

I'd hate to live in that place



Move away from Alaska

it's a cold useless wasteland

Come somewhere that matters



I felt like I lived in Alaska once

I felt like a worthless zombie

I binged on LSD for the week

And was struck with insomnia

I wanted to die at that point

No life, no love, just nothing

Alaska's like that

So just leave that dumb place