Driving on the lawn

Sleeping on the roof

Drinking all the alcohol

All the kids from school

Will be naked in the pool

While our parents are on Fire Island



Cranking up the tunes

'Til the windows break

Feeding chocolate to the dog

Jumping on the couch

'Til the feathers all come out

While our parents are on Fire Island



We're old enough by now

To take care of each other

We don't need no babysitter

We don't need no father or mother

We're old enough by now

Don't worry 'bout a thing

Don't you remember

Last December

When you went to Steamboat Springs?



Driving on the lawn

Sleeping on the roof

Drinking all the alcohol

All the kids from school

Will be naked in the pool

While our parents are on Fire Island