That party that party was the worst thing

That has ever happened to me

Black eye and bleeding but I'm breathing by myself



Those girls, those guys, they all want me

They all want me dead

I shoulda never shoulda never ever, no

Shoulda said those thing I said to her



Well I think she's on to me

Cuz she's starting to get off

Well I think she's looking for me for me

She's starting to go



And i said pleased to meet you

Baby, how do you do what you do?

And I'll forgive you, maybe

If you convince him not to do what he came to do

(A black eye and bleeding but I'm fine)

What he came to do

(A suckerpunch was all he had)



And I know know

I'm terribly sorry man

Is this your girlfriend clinging to my hand?

Oh no, what will become of me in the backyard of that party?



I think I'm doing rather well on my own

And I know I don't need you, it's impossible to please you

I've got it covered with the sofa pulled out and I'm trying to sleep

Then don't wake me up tonight, 

No don't don't don't don't wake me up, especially tonight

No don't don't don't don't wake me up tonight



And i said pleased to meet you

Baby, how do you do what you do?

And I'll forgive you, maybe

If you convince him not to do what he came to do

(A black eye and bleeding but I'm fine)

What he came to do

(A suckerpunch was all he had)



We came alone, we left together

It shut him up to see one lover



We came alone, we left together

It shut him up to see one lover



We came alone, we left together



Pleased to meet you

Baby, how do you do what you do?

And I'll forgive you, maybe

If you convince him not to do 



Pleased to meet you

Baby, how do you do what you do?

And I'll forgive you, maybe

If you convince him not to do what he came to do

(A black eye and bleeding but I'm fine)

What he came to do

(A suckerpunch was all he had)