Jack Daniels goes down fine
A lot smoother than any wine
Hey baby with the big 'ol tits
Come impale yourself upon my dick

Get Fucked Up 4x

Slugged a pint, puked through my nose
Fell on my face, but that's how it goes
Sucked the beer bong a little too long
Six Tequila slammers, I'm too far gone

Get Fucked Up 8x

Went to the bathroom to take a pee
My dick went wild and pissed all over me
I saw this chick I thought I'd play my ace
I said "Hey baby, will you shit on my face?"

Get Fucked Up 12x