I broke into a nice looking house and recorded the entire first season of 16 and Pregnant on their DVR. I replaced all their silverware with new silverware, and their light bulbs with strobe lights. I replaced their mirror with a picture of a sad clown. I wrote “I Love Hank” on their garage wall. I let their cat lick my wiener, and my testicles too. I flushed my poo down their sink and brushed my teeth in their toilet. I wore their daughters clothes while taking a shower upside-down.