Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world

Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
(Is this possible?)
And the girls, don't forget them girls

Caribbean ladies
Parisian ladies
Bolivian ladies
Namibian ladies

Eastern Indochinian ladies
Republic of Dominican ladies
Amphibian ladies
Presbyterian ladies

Outta sights, amazing ladies
Late night, hard working ladies
Erudite, brainy ladies
Hermaphrodite, lady-man-ladies

Oh, you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be into you

All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By making love to you, it's the least we can do

If every soldier in the world
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
Redheads not warheads, blonde's not bombs
We're talking about brunettes not fighter jets

Oh, it's got to be sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the government realize
It's got to be funky sexy ladies?

I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-Y

I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky, or you're small
Just wanna do a little something special for you all

Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
All the old ladies, all the clean ladies

Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
(All the crazy ladies)
And the girls, don't forget them girls
  (All the ladies [Incomprehensible])

Ladies, ladies, ladies