i see you looking down

dont want to see my little buddy there with a frown

just because i get more women then you

well thats only because they dont know you like i do

sure youre weedy and kind of shy

but some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy

they want you as the when theyre rolling in the hay

just hear me out when i say

bret you got going on 

they will get to know your sexuality

when they get to know you personality

i said bret you got it going on

not in a gay way

just in a hay may

i wanted to say

that youre looking ok may

why cant a heterosexual guy tell a hetrosexual guy 

that he thinks his booty is fly

not all the time obviously

just when he has a problem with his self-esteem

dont let anybody tell you youre not humpable

because youre bumpable

well i hope this doesnt make you feel uncomfortable

if i say you have a boom 

ow ow

come on bret help me out now

bret you got it going on (got it going on)

thats the conclusion that ive come to

but that doesnt mean that i want to bum you

bret you got it going on (got it going on)

no doubt about it we be getting crazy 

if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady

ooh if one of us was a lady

and i was your man, and i was your man

well there are sometimes that it gets lonely 

and i need a woman, and i imagine you with some bosoms

in fact one time when we were touring

i was really lonely and we were sharing that twin room in the hotel

i put a wig on you, when you were sleeping put a wig on you

you ooooooo

and i just laid there and spooned you

bret you got it going on