It's about 5 in the morning and the plumber's coming at 8
Don't know if I should go to bed or if I should just wait
Sitting around the kitchen table talking about what we ate
Stressing stressing stressing about the plumber coming at 8
We don't want anything to do with that plumber
'cause everytime he comes around it's such a bummer
Give me no notice (no)
Give me no warining (no)
Yet you expect me to answer
Up in the morning get the fuck out we don't like you anyway
Come in for 5 minutes and still expect a pay
Stay home stay home for your best
Well the foolish plumber doesn't listen to our warning
He still shows up here unaware of what is coming
Comes up the stairs and he knocks at my door
They hit him on the head and he falls unto the floor
I tried to warn him I tried to tell him
But as his limbs fall down his face kinda frowns
And that's the end of another plumber
And as it turned out for us it wasn't such a bummer
The end the end the end of a plumber