He walk upon the left side
While leaning to the right
Blinded by the bright light
Where grey is black and white - no sight

Clap hands for the media man
He always know what to say
Clap hands for the media man
But does he breathe when the bright lights fade away

Media man - he's a media man
He used to be an acts man
A weaver in the ring
He could have been a tax man
The way he did his thing - with strings

Clap hands for the media man
He always know when to smile
Clap hands for the media man
But watch him laugh when he's crying all the while
Media man - he's a media man

Clap hands for the media man
He always know where to be
Clap hands for the media man
But does he back off when he sees the things he see
Media man - he's a media man

Easy on the eyesight
Compere collar hair
Mass appealing tonsils
Poisoning the air - no fair

Clap hands for the media man
He always know when to lie
Clap hands for the media man
But will it add up with a penny on his eye

Media man, he’s a media man
That’s right
Media man

Media man - compere collar
Media man - beeps
Media man - charming
Media man - media man