Beautiful America
Five Iron Frenzy
(Dennis and S. Sandheim/Dennis and L. Bernstein)
Tabbed by: nastryker@juno.com

[Are we starting from the begining or what?  Yeah.]
B A D F# (x2) G F# E D B A E (x2)
    B          A          D              F#
The man on the television said I need to drink this,
    B          A       D           F#
And sleep with that in order to be cool.
        G         F#      E         D
And you know that I would do almost anything,
   B            A       E
To be like that guy on TV.
  G       F#    E              D
I know if I had just the right outfit
    B         A             D
And hairstyle that could be me.
B                  A        D           F#
Don't you know you can't be cool if you dress dumb,
  B            A           D           F#
I need to have that 'cause everybody's got one.
  G                F#                E            D
I think I'll start smoking that will make me intellectual,
       B                A         E
That's what I've always wanted to be.
  G            F#                  E            D
I need to lift weights, that would make me more sexual,
    B                A        E
And that would be so good for me.

    F           C                  F             C
In America it's wonderful, all you have to do is fake it.
G      D                       G             D
Own anything you want, all you have to do it take it.
F        C            F             C
Live for today, don't think about tomorrow,
G           D        G        D
Have a good time in America-Gomorrah.

B A D F# (x2) G F# E D B A E (x2)
B            A               D          F#
What are you looking at, you better not make me mad.
     B             A         D                   F#
I'll drive by your house and shoot your dog, and mom, and dad.
  G     F#         E        D           B       A           E
I don't you or the Bible or anything to tell me what is the law.
       G           F#     E        D           B          A   E
With a good enough lawyer I can do anything in Beautiful America.

    F           C                  F             C
In America it's wonderful, all you have to do is fake it.
G      D                       G             D
Own anything you want, all you have to do it take it.
F        C            F             C
Live for today, don't think about tomorrow,
G           D        G        D
Have a good time in America-Gomorrah.

E A E B G D C E (x2)
E               A
I want to be in America,
E              B
Okay for me in America,
G                    D
Everything's free in America,
C                  E
For a small fee in America.
E               A
I want to be in America,
E              B
Okay for me in America,
G                    D
Everything's free in America,
C                  E
For a small fee in America.

[Brreee, ah ha!!!  Blah.]
E A E B G D C E (xA LOT)