These Are Not My Pants (The Rock Opera)



Aieee....I love my pantalones

They fit me oh so tight

They make me smile with delight

Do you.....like Five Iron Frenzy

Singing about their pants

It's kind of silly rings of romance

Thank you for this little listen



(Track 10 - Easy Listening)



I'll never forget when I saw you standin' there wearin' pants

You were all alone

And I thought to myself

"Man I wish I had those pants!"

But the problem was

Those wearn't my pants

I dunno whose pants they are

But I want 'em

I only know that I want 'em

So why don't you come over here

And rock baby

Oh hold on to me tight

And keep wearin' them pants

Cause I love you....



(Track 11 - Country/Western)



These are not my pants

I don know whose they are

They smell a lot like Bobby's

Cause he likes to fart

These are not my pants

How did they get here?

And I'm fillin up with fear

Cause these are not my pants

Thank you, I'll be at the grand ol' opry tonite



(Track 12 - Rock Pants)



WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

These are not my pants

Whose pants are these anyways?

These are not my pants

Whose pants are these anyways?

Are these Bobby's, or Timmy's, or Billy's pants, no NOOOO!!!!!

These are not my pants

WOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

BBBLLLLAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

GAAAAHHHHH!!!

Are you listening to what I say?



Track 13 - Sorta Rap Pants)



Pants

Don't a look at my pants now

I got my pants on

An' I'm chillin

But they aren't my pants

These are not my pants

That's what I gotta say

I ain't wearin' no pants

I got Billy, Bobby, Jerry, Filly, Illy, Ooh, Chilly, mmmm pants

ooh....little bit o' oooohhh

hmmmm ah my pants

Whose pants are these?

They're not my pants

They're not your pants

They're not Billy's pants, or Bobby's, or Timmy's

What's goin on?

Whose pants?

Oh

hmmm

(door)

That's what I'm tryin' to say

But yo don't step this way

Cause I got my pants on yeah



(Track 14 - Inspirational Interlude)



C'mon people now

This is the time to unite

A little revolution of the pants

Right now is the time

Now who hold the pants

And whose are these pants

Will we ever found the home for the pants?

C'mon now....unite a little revolution of the pants

Yes...right now.



(Track 15 - Bert & Ernie Pants)



These are not my pants

These are not my pants

These are not my pants

Bobby....BOBBY!

Bobby's pants!

Woohoohoo

These are not my....PANTS!



(Track 16 - Censored Rap Pants)



---Check one check ----

Uh

Yo Bobby and Billy

You out ---- what's up?----

Yo me and Bobby we was walkin' down the----

And yo we didn't have nothin' to ----

But we had our pants on

But yo these ain't my pants

Uh, I get 'em off now-----

Um, tight, oh they so tight

----- ------

Ouch, ooie, ooie eee -----

Um, Billy, Timmy, ah, hello there

Yeah....cause we in the street ----

Uh

Talkin' bout the Bobbys and the Billys out there

And they tight pants on

Ya to loosen ------ loosen 'em up

----- Know what I'm sayin'?

Wassup?-----

HUUUU HUUUUU ------

WASSUUUU ------

Hey wassuuuu this is Bobby and Billy -----

uuuuuuuuuuu ------- --- --- --- --- wassuuuuu!!!

(too high-pitched to understand)