And now you're hopping onto the gondola

With a snowboard attached to your foot



Goofy foot, ok

Regular foot, ok

And with the fever for the powder

You'll be on that hill all day

Front edge digger, faceplant, it hurts

Your face scraping hard in the hot cold ice

Scorpion back pincher, ain't nothing nice



[CHORUS]

Faceplant scorpion backpinch

Left foot twisted, spine bent

[x2]



Snowboard with confidence

Looking at all the fine snowboard chicks



Knees bent,ok

Posture, ok



Caught in a faceplant Because you were off daydreaming

Now you're sitting on your ass in pain again



Unconcious, ok

One second delay



'Till the ambulance comes to take me away

No more faceplants for me to do today



[CHORUS]



Jumped to the dance floor

Swimming on a sea of hands

Tribal coral reef below me, taking a chance

Boots caught up on someone's shoulder

My head the melon, the floor the boulder



Had to keep on singing

That's what James Brown would say

Bowl the dead weight back up to the stage



Faceplant [x4]



BRRRR...

Snow down the front, nutt, back and crotch

Abominable snowman, yetti, thanks alot

Backfoot flip, snowboard spine tweak

No pain without the powder, stuck four feet deep

More than a mighty wind carried on my head

Vertebraes cracking like dry french bread

Turn the other way, I should have been bittin'

Ski patrol dude might now be freaking

Landed smack down on my forehead

For a minute I thought I was dead



[CHORUS]



All hands on deck, calculations incorrect

FACEPLANT!