Hang a left, turn a right, we're driving through the night
  We're on the road with Fred
Any time, anywhere, we'll be sure to get you there
  That's the road with Fred
With his foot right to the floor, there's a corner coming on,
  Whiplash!

He'll overtake anywhere, he doesn't really care
  That's the road with Fred
Through rain, and snow, and fog, you sit and pray to God
  And place your faith in Fred
You've got to close your eyes, so you'll never get surprised
  By whiplash!

(a bridge)

Chew your nails right to the bone, you're on the wrong side of the road
  On the right side of Fred
A collision coming on, you pray the brakes are gonna hold
  On the road with Fred
A nut is loose behind the wheel, hear that rubber squeal
  For whiplash!

Hang a left, turn a right, driving through the night
  On the road with Fred
Any time any where, We'll be sure to get you there
  On the road with Fred
He's got a mobile telephone, but you pray that no one comes
  For whiplash.

[FISH