Pepsi is so hard to find in Wyong
Wyong Shire
One day I went to the train station
To go to tuggerah
Witch I had not done befor
The train came
So I whent to get a pepsi

I tried to find a pepsi
But there was nowhere that sold it
I even tried woolworths
They didn't have any
I tried everywhere else in the place
Every cafe and corner shop
No one whould have it
Damn you bi-lo

I sure could go for a pepsi right about now
It would be really good about now
Pepsi is really good
Even star wars likes pepsi too
Or they wouldn't sell it at the cinema
Their stupid fucks
Because pepsi is good

And still I had to wait an half an hour
Just to get my hands on that perfect power of pepsi

This just can't be pepsi love

Had to go to a porto
Had to go to a porto