We were driving in a van

All over the place

Broke down in Mankato

I thought it was outer space

We got home

We got a call on the phone

15,000 for 1 record

Cuz we needed a new van

They put it out

18.50 in record stores

No lyric sheets in the tapes and records

Starting feeling like whores

They had the option of a second record

20,000 dollars more

Enough money to put out our own records

If only we had some more songs

So I wrote this one to say

Sorry for the overpriced records

If you send us a letter we'll send you a lyric sheet

The address is 1235 Cortez Dr. #1 Sunnyvale, CA 94086