Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

You've been a lovely audience but now your time has passed
Now don't you all be letting the door hit you in the ass
You've been a splendid audience but enough is enough
We'd thank you very kindly if you'd all just bugger off

Here’s to all the thieving waitresses been serving you your beer
They've put up with your noxious breath and stupid drunken leers
Be leaving all your money on the table when you go
Tomorrow you'll have a throbbing head with nothing else to show

Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Here's to all the lovely ladies who are waiting for the band
And thinking one of them might make a charming one night stand
Oh please don’t take offense because this songs not meant for you
We'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through

Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Fuck you!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

So now your promising the ladies a night of loving bliss
When truth be told your far too drunk to stand up straight and piss
So give it up you bloody sots you'll not be getting laid
And the sooner that you’re out the door the sooner we'll be paid

Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Fuck you!
Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Fuck you!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Bugger off you bastards, bugger off
Fuck you!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off