[Armageddon]
 Yeah yeah
 Do you Don Cartagena
 solemnly swear to take this game of hip hop
 as your lawfully wedded wife
 through sickness and health  til death do you part?

 [Fat Joe]
 I do

 [Armageddon]
 Aight then
 You now may spit on the bride

 [Fat Joe]
 I bet you thought I left you hangin  Joe Crack returns bangin
 with somethin brand spankin  what the fuck was y'all thinkin?
 Blow out your tweeters, have dinner with world leaders
 Terror Squad so much they be cats with dark caesars
 Fast cars and millimeters, gold cards and Visa's
 Givin nonbelievers ways to fly with Jesus
 Here's my thesis, enterprise break the block to pieces
 Hustler and hard pool shark like Jack Gleason
 The only reason I came back was for the platinum
 With raps, ten times more deadly than saccharin
 MC's be actin, I think somebody needs to slap em
 Run up on em attack em, and ask em what's his passion
 My love is rockin shows at the highest extremity
 This star from Trinity got your mom sayin she's feelin me
 Who's dealin ki's, that's peace, get your cheese, ?
 Pump this masterpiece at the loudest degree

 Chorus: Fat Joe, Armageddon (repeat 2X)

 Let me find out (find out) niggaz is noddin out
 Take some time out (time out) you wondered my whereabouts
 The truth is I never left you, I kept my promise (what?)
 Don Cartagena blessed you, now pay homage

 [Fat Joe]
 Yo fuck movin mountains, I move planets and you be Earthless
 Terror Squad the worst that hurt shit, split you to verses
 Joey Crack the world in half, Punisher punish em
 til they lose the hopes and dreams they had
 Then Armageddon finish em
 Yo I'm bout as braze as Satan, no exaggeratin
 My crew is radiatin, shinin while you playa-hation
 Cartagena hit em like the Red Army invasion
 Operatiion lace em show em what they facin, what?
 I've been down since the days of Flash
 when it was fun and laughs, before hip-hop was based on cash
 Let's blaze a sack and concentrate on coke inflation
 You know the biggest asses in United Nations
 Fuck the Federation, general population is hibernatin
 But bear witness to information that'll rock this nation
 I'm not God, but indeed, my mind's relatin
 Better act now, before your life is wasted
 cause time is racin

 Chorus 2X

 [Armageddon]
 Yeah, now do you hip-hop
 take Don Cartagena, as your lawfully wedded husband
 Now by the power invested in me, by me
 I pronounce you husband and wife

 [Fat Joe]
 Joey Crack, a.k.a. Kaiser Soze
 Heads beware, there's mad fear in the air
 Joey Crack, a.k.a. Kaiser Soze
 Knuckleheads beware, knuckleheads beware
 Joey Crack, a.k.a. Kaiser Soze
 Knuckleheads beware, there's mad tension in the air