Sporting his leopard skin thong
 Charlie the Methadone Man
 Plays Sunday nights in a rock and roll band
 Charlie the metronome  the methadone man
 Patience   the name of the game
 Waiting on Dr. Kinkaid
 Charlie the Methadone Man
 Fills out the papers just as fast as he can
 Charlie the methadone  the methadone man
 When you're all alone
 And you got nowhere to go
 Better take it slow
 Oh you get so tired of where you are
 Kicking his lonley lit brain
 Drinking to try and stay sane
 Charlie the Methadone Man
 Chases his tail just as fast as he can
 Charlie the methadone, the methadone man
 Charlie the methadone, methadone man
 Waiting.