um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh



walking down the street

something caught my eye

a growing epidemic that really ain't fly

a middle aged lady

i gotta be blunt

her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front



i could see her uterus her pants were too tight

she must'nt own panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn't know

she had a frontal wedgie

a Camel Toe



[chorus]

um hmm thats right uh huh

oh no

fix yourself girl 

you got a 

Camel Toe

um hmm thats right uh huh

oh no

fix yourself girl

you got a

Camel Toe



girl thats gotta hurt

take some time and adjust can't you see people staring

and making a fuss

could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance

is your crotch hungry girl

cause its eating your pants

do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings

the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing

in public putting on an x rated show grossin' people out 

with your Camel Toe



[Repeat Chorus]



first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress

a little quick to wearin

pum pum shorts

and its causin me much distress

whoomp there it is 

yeha right in the front 

everybody come and get a good look

i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny

and every nook

you better take a quick minute

before you step outside

and check the area thats pubic

or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up

like rubic

take these words of advice

cause its not very nice

i wanna put you al in the know 

girls don't sleep 

don't let your pants creep

watch out for 

The Camel Toe



[Repeat chorus]