Good Samaritans are something I can't stand

Suppressing their own needs to lend a helping hand

Looking out for number one is my only creed

Self-preservation runs deep in my breed



I, me, mine suits me just fine

I won't even give you the time

Go out and buy your own watch

I ask nothing of you but leave me be



Me, myself and I - Only these three apply

Me, myself and I - On these three I rely

Me, myself and I - My only true ally

Me myself and I - I'm greed personified



Thinking of myself is all I ever do

Not a single thought will I waste on you

My only concerns are things pertaining to me

Don't bother trying to find any generosity



I, me, mine suits me just fine

I won't even give you the time

Go out and buy your own watch

I ask nothing of you but leave me be



No charity, no one rides for free

No solicitors, can't you fuckin' read?

Take your social clauses and your empty pleas

Me, myself and I is the only thing for me