YEAH! SATAN IS IN MY ASS 
HE WEARS A BALLERINA-OUTFIT 
AND A FEZ 
SATAN IS IN MY ASS 
AND WHEN HE COMES OUT 
YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF BRASS! 
SATAN IS IN MY ASS 
NEXT THURSDAY HE'S GONNA HAVE A HYPNOTIZED SHEEP 
FOR A GUEST 
WELL AS YOU ALL KNOW 
HE IS SOMEKIND OF A BAD GUY 
BUT WHEN HE READS THE PAPERS NOWADAYS 
HE HAS TO HOLD BACK THE KEROSINE IN HIS EYES 
SOMEWHERE IN A FORTRESS HE HIDES HIS MISTRESS 
I'M TALKING 'BOUT A PLANKTON EATING ROBOTCOW IN A CARDBOARD DRESS YEAH! 
SATAN IS IN MY ASS 
HE WEARS AN ARMOUR 
AND TRIES TO MAKE SOME PIROUETTES VERY FAST 
SATAN IS IN MY ASS 
AND WHEN HE COMES OUT 
YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF BRASS! 
SATAN IS IN MY ASS 
HE'S WORKING ON A PUZZLE 
AND HE SINGS THE JAZZ 
AND IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE 
TE-DUM-DUW 
SATAN IS IN MY ASS