I wish today was a very special day 
but once again sex got in the way 
war is over and I feel lonely again 
well it takes a few 
and then you've had it 
it's a sad, sad planet 
a sad planet wasn't it 
jesus who said it 
it's a sad sad planet 
she was working topless in a hospital 
she was pretty and not feeling comfortable at all 
hoping for angels 
it's such a bore 
you're a wrinkled mutant before you get it 
it's a sad, sad planet 
a sad planet 
even if you're michael or janet 
it's a sad, sad planet 
(even the visiting aliens and their crew) 
say much ado and too many problems 
too well if we'd only listen to our hearts 
there'll be only love left to boo 
it's a sad, sad planet