The real song obviously has a lot of distortion and variations on tthe chords but it's just the basics

Verse 1
C                                    F
You listen to the preacher, and you nod and say amen
C                                   F
Prayin' that your neighbor will be convicted and repent.
C                                            F
Or the preacher hits your soft spot and you walk on down the isle
C                                         F
Throw a fifty in the plate and leave the building with a smile.
C                                          F
But inside nothing has happened and your faith is feeling dead
C                                           F
Or your neighbor's having Bible study while you're at home in bed.


ChorusCGFG
F C                      G               F
O you "do" Jesus just as well as you do Shakespeare
     C                 G             F      G
And frankly that's not very good at all.
       C             G
O the church is your theatre
        F              G
And tradition is your script
                 C
But where're you gonna be when
     G            F    G
The final cutain falls.     (hhhaaa)

Verse2

Well you know the Bible stories you quote scripture in your sleep
Go to every chuch and function if the price is not too steep.
Lead the choir Sunday morning teach the leesson Wdnesday night
Singin Onward Christain Soldiers but inside losing the fight.
Cause you only pray at mealtimes and your Bible's gathering dust
An audition for God's leading and on Jesus put your trust.
(Im just guessing on this last line)


So, whatever. Ciao