This is a song about Spike

He is a bad ass guy

Who just happens to be

A really good friend of mine



Everyone I know...yeah

Who knows Spike too

Would agree when

I say the words

That Spike is cool



The problem with

my friend Spike

He has fallen into

a true love with a nice girl

Who has gotta lot of tattoos



He always talks crazy

Whenever she calls

He always talks like a baby

It's obvious now...

She has got him by the balls



She has got him by the balls...

She has got him by the balls



My weird little brother...James

And his ex-girlfriend

They would talk in those

ridiculous voices

We would all be hanging out

getting drunk in

the neighborhood

And they both would make

those ridiculous noises



He would always talk crazy

Whenever she calls

He always talks like a baby

It is obvious now

They have got him by the balls



I hate you

when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a

grown man



(they have got you by the balls)



I hate you

when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a

grown man



(they have got you by the balls)



I hate you

when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a

grown up man



(they have got you by the balls)



You will never see me...

walking that walk

You will never catch me...

talking that babytalk



(you know it's true...

they've got you by the balls)



Which brings me back to Spike

A good guy to have in a fight

Unless he was

With his girlfriend

Obnoxious on Saturday night



You know he couldn't care less

What anyone thinks

He does not give a damn

No, because he has no shame



He looks so happy

Just like everything is fine

He is oblivious to the fact

That he has no spine



He always talks crazy

(you have no shame)

Whenever she calls

(you have no shame)

He talks like a baby

(you have no shame)

It is obvious...

they have got him by the balls



I hate you

when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a

grown man



(they have got him by the balls)



I hate you

when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a

grown man



(they have got him by the balls)



You will never see me...

walking that walk

You will never catch me

....talking that babytalk



(you know it's true...

they've got you by the balls)



I am not going to let it

get to me



They've got you by the balls