Dear John some day there's going to come a river

Wash all this poor shit away

Rock on with the power of the Ganges

Destroy a Starbucks today


When progress is brewing along with corporate coffee stewing

Then hang on to your hat


Fiction swapped for franchise paperback for surprise

At the choice beyond the mat


We need someone to save us

Mother Nature help us now


Dear John some day there's going to come a river

Wash all this poor shit away

Rock on with the power of the Ganges

Destroy a Starbucks today


Philistines and caffeine freaks 

Buy your fix on any street

So why do you make it mine


We shall invoke a mighty rage to wash away

This west end place

Now let the water rise


We need someone to save us

Mother Nature help us now


(chorus)


Undress yourself, immerse yourself

Come in yeah the water's fine

Undress yourself, immerse yourself

Come in yeah the water's fine


(chorus)