Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable
 A brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable
 I stepped back  like it wasn't no thing
 Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring
 I had an ace in the hole when it came to that
 (Yo P you was packin?) You know I'm strapped
 Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with em
 So I stepped back  and unbuttoned my Lee denim
 They kept coming  just like I figured
 So I stepped back, and started sprayin niggaz
 [E Double]
 What a way to go out, out like a sucker
 But I'm on track, like a Long Island train
 that can head your mission, suckers who be dissing
 Always on my jock like a snake always hissing
 Grabbing and tapping me like Luther Vandross
 Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast
 Givin best wishes to the best MC
 The E the D-O-U-B-L-E
 Because I'm housin (3X)
 [PMD]
 Coolin at a party, no better yet disco
 Head feelin mellow from a bottle of Cisco
 Move...
 To crush and fry a sucker MC like crisco
 Every chance I get, I try to kill
 That's one less sucker new jack, who tried to act ill
 I keep the place jumpin til the party's through
 Whether it's disco, hardcore, or rhythm and blues
 Take off your coat, won't you stay a while
 Check out the voice that is smooth and mild
 It's like Wheel of Fortune, go on for big money
 Come cold rock the party, and leave wit ya honey
 [E Double]
 Gimme the cue, check one two
 Don't try to come off on me, because you doo-doo
 Treatin me the E Doubl-E, like a stepchild
 Well let me tell you homeboy you're livin foul
 MC's, you know who you are
 (On the bandwagon) Why P? (Cuz you a star)
 This is the year that when the joker's are wild
 When a fag can't hack it and try to bite the style
 I get hip to the scheme, before it happens
 If it gets wild, then I start cappin
 But for now, since everything's calm
 Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
 As I proceed to rock, the girls are clockin
 Some brothers act hard but the rest are jockin
 Because I'm housin (4X)
 [PMD]
 I come on strong, like a bodybuilder
 Cast a spell upon a sucker, like witch Matilda
 Deliver a rhyme like Federal Express
 My intention's not to dis, but impress
 For the ladies and gents, the money was spent
 To see the E-P-Double-E-M-D (yes the main event)
 In concert... not worried bout oos n boos (because we do work)
 To make your body jerk
 (To make your girl want to leave her man and start to flirt
 With the P) Double-E MD Double E'n
 I'm not skeezing, but pleasing
 All party goers, also behind show-ers
 Who like the not, fast slow flow of rhymes that form in my dome
 Out the mouth, to the microphone
 Because I'm housing (4X)
 DJ La Boss, on the scratch
 Lounge
 (My homeboy Big Daddy Kane, BizMarkie