Some fucker wants to have a go at me
He don't like my personality
But he's a cunt and he will see
No fucker ever knocked out me
I battered the bastard round the fucking head
A pool cue nicked from the Old Queens Head
Felt sorry for him his dad was dead
No fucker ever knocked out me

[Chorus:]
I need an operation

Magistrate said give him eighteen months
Been fourteen years living in this dump
I've got to be honest I've got the hump
No fucker ever knocked out me

Last week I won nutter of the year
Longest serving patient in here
They think I'm beaten, bad idea
No fucker ever knocked out me
Hate you, hate me, hate the cage
Giving me pills what make me strange
Words my now I can't arrange
No fucker ever knocked out me