You can't always be fabulous or in control
Sometimes you just got to roll with the punches or the punch bowl
I can handle a few new names
Call me:

Punchrocker puncherella, punchmaster, peter punchkinhead, punchy Maggie addie, punch face girl
So punch in your karaoke
For princess punchanokie
You better get to know me
I pack a mean punch

I'm a punch rocker
I'm a punch rocker
I'm a punch, punch, punch, punch rocker

Last year when they called me names
I was mad and so ashamed
Fell into the punch bowl
I thought it'd be the same
Somehow I just don't care

Punchrocker puncherella, punchmaster, peter punchkinhead, punchy Maggie addie, punch face girl
So punch in your karaoke
For princess punchanokie
You better get to know me
I pack a mean punch

I'm a punch rocker
I'm a punch rocker
I'm a punch rocker
I'm a punch, punch, punch, punch rocker

I'm a Punchrocker puncherella, punchmaster, peter punchkinhead, punchy Maggie addie, punch face girl
So punch in your karaoke
For princess punchanokie
You better get to know me
I pack a mean punch

Punch like a butter fly
Punch like a bee
Punch back
Wisecrack
Can't watch me
I'm punching in Paris
I'm punching in Rome
I've made the punching playoffs
Going to the punchbowl

I'm a punch rocker
I'm a punch rocker
I'm a punch rocker
I'm a punch, punch, punch, punch rocker