"Shady! That's me!" -> Eminem
 "High and Mighty Trilogy" -> Mr. Eon
 "Back with the flyest material" -> Erick Sermon
 "Shady... Sh... Shady!" -> Eminem
 "That that... that's me!" -> Eminem
 "High.. High and.. Mighty Trilogy" -> Mr. Eon
 "Back with the..." -> Erick Sermon
 "Funky... beats"

 [Mr. Eon]
 Packin this third eye, pursue a Cyclops
 They trade in they high tops for nice sized white rocks
 (Excuse me) Words in my right, that pass my left ear
 Your style is ass-out like the Bulls are next year (you're GONE)
 Fear this veneer, you get stung like virgins
 Who that cat splurgin instead of rehearsin?
 Tough guys, degentrify your high rise
 Lookin more like Ronald than them fuckin Fry Guys
 Go on uptown fuckin senoritas
 In Taco Bell screamin, "Viva gorditas!"
 Bring all your dogs - I give em rabies
 They never had a chance like my two aborted babies (WAAAH!)
 Got Pope John Paul the 2nd, prayin to Satan
 Have your vegan girlfriend cookin up bacon
 on barbituates with that shit that you hit
 Smoke my spliffs withcha, cause spinal bifida

 [Eminem]
 My nine is liftin ya, six feet when I spray rounds
 Hit you with 12 shots in mid-air and four more on the way down
 as eight strays graze through a kid's hair on the playground
 You lay down on a stretcher (Don't get carried away now!)
 No pun intended, just hop out of your whip
 and leave it un-attended before I whip out this gun and end it
 Unless you want it dented with bullet holes any minute
 Cause I can leave your Infinite full of those even if someone's in it
 Snatch the airbag, hit the corner and park it
 Corner the market, I got her tied up in a chair and gagged
 Bitches get smacked and grabbed by the hair and dragged
 like cavewomen, while I'm gravediggin with Marilyn Man'

 Chorus: Mr. Eon, Eminem

 If you got a bowl of hash better cash it
 You got a satchel, flash it, I'ma take your last hit
 And if you spittin wack shit on the microphone
 I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast I'ma detach it
 So if you got a bowl of hash, you better cash it
 You got a satchel, flash it, I'ma take your last hit
 I'm flabbergasted off two tabs of acid
 Threw my baby's mother in the hatchback and latched it

 [Mr. Eon]
 Yo yo, "Eon's wack now," how you think that?
 Couldn't get on my record if you were shrink rap (can I get a rhyme?)
 Desecrate a crate with these rhymes I be totin
 Let's go back online and jerk off on your modem
 I got stupid mucus from these loose lips
 My loose leaf leave your whole persona weak
 to the point that you stand up on your feet, best retreat
 Let's go back in time and steal my whole steez
 The Quickening, did a bris at the christening
 I'm exercisin, doing liftings and twistings
 Instinct's the nicest, I keep tellin you
 What the fuck this guy on the corner been sellin you?
 [Eminem]
 (Here - buy this) I'm e-mailin you, at the wrong website
 and mispellin you, prank you and put the fear of hell in you
 Escaped Bellevue, stuffed the nurse in a purse
 Disperse like I added too many words in a verse
 Slim Shady, a perverted version of birth
 Drivin off, leaving a murdered virgin at church
 The first person who searchin the earth for the motherfucker
 that pulled the plug when they shoulda alerted the surgeon first
 (Kill his ass) Get thrown curves, and hit with your own words
 Leave me alone bitch! I get on my own nerves
 And if I don't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up
 I'm takin off both shoes and stickin each middle toe up
 (Fuck y'all!!!!)

 Chorus

 [Eminem]
 Any disease out there I'm willin to catch it...
 Slim Shady...
 All praises to The High & Mighty

 Outro: scratches by DJ Mighty Mi

 "Slim Shady", "naughty rotten rhymer"
 "Mr. Eon", "illest rhyme dropper"
 "Slim Shady", "naughty rotten rhymer"
 "Mr. Eon", "illest rhyme dropper"
 "Slim Shady"
 "N....nau..naughty...ro..ro..rotten rhyme....rhyme..rhy..rhymer"
 "Mr. Eon"
 "Illest rhyme drop...drop..drop..dro..dro..rhyme dropper