when I'm not at home, beating my shit to death
 I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album
 This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm still mad as hell...fuck you)

 (Eminem)
 I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy
 With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy!
 (Ok I'm Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!!
 (Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him!!) Over Dre's Beats!!!
 Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
 At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!)
 Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
 At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
 But I didn't take nothing (Thanks!)
 Every bullet came from the same gun
 Just from different angles, cause I was pickin' strange places to aim from
 (Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the window Shady)
 (Ahhhh!!) Pay me

 (Madd Rapper)
 Psych, no way fucked up in the head
 Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait)
 I'm a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
 Or I just might start a fist fight instead
 See as far as the dough go
 I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco
 Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
 Jump turnstyles, then run from po po

 Chorus: (2x)
 Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
 Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
 Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy
 Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)

 (Madd Rapper)
 Yo yo, i wish I'd been aborted
 My pockets got a shortage
 Everything I wanna floss I can't afford it
 I'm tryin to sell a O', my pops tryin' to snort it
 My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported
 I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
 Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!)
 Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
 Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like...
 (Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit's crazy man... oohhhh..... This is
 incredible... ohhh....)
 Fuck that Slim keep that for yourself
 You a crazy white dude and u need some help, word

 (Eminem)
 I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
 What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone?
 I'm straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes
 Leave you eight stitches, what I'm gay cause I hate bitches?
 Slut dont be nice to me, I've had it with girls
 And i'll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!)
 You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin' brains out
 Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
 Spread out on a blood stained couch

 In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
 I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
 In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores **whistling**
 Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
 I'll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it
 Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you
 I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom, dont vacuum!!!

 Chorus (2x