Morning, Marshall." "Morning, doc."  "So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?" "Anxious."  "Anxiety?"  "Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."  "Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?" 

"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"  "Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."  "Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"  "Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person." 

"But I thought variety was the most important thing?" 

"So what else are you thinking?" 

"Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them."  "Steps?" 

"Yeah, steps."  "There's a lot of them, aren't there?  "Well, twelve." 

"Christ, I don't even know them all."  "Really?" 

"Anything else?"  "Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to?" 

"Take a drink."  "What?"  "Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off." 

"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to."  "What, you mean these?" [shakes pills]

"Man, what the fuck! ?" "Marhsall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall... ? Marshall! ?  "No, no, no, no, NO!"