The Armageddon Freestyle  EMINEM



fucker



yeah

Oh shit, it's the evil genius 

Green lantern

yeah

A yo Em

Ha ha

what we call this shit right here

The invasion

You have part one u got part two now its

Part three

The final chapter mother fuckers

Armageddon, lets go



I got a riddle what's little and talks big 

with midget arms and creamy white fillin in the middle

that will do anything to throw dirt on my name 

if it means walkin the whole Mediterranean

isn't it Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian no

his name's Raymond and oh, oh sorry yo so sorry wow

but that was a long time ago when I was just joe shmoe

rappin in joe blows basement I apologized for it befo, so

either except it or you don't and lets move on 

if I've shown that I've grown and get the bone 

keep lickin these nuts you industry mutts 

keep walkin around sniffin each others butts

or should I say asses 

what would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses



hold up hold up hold up

new york city man

it's the kid Lloyd Banks

and it u hearin what I'm hearin right now 

you know this aint no regular shit homy

this something special and we gotta bring this back

Green common



countdown to armageddon

lets go



I got a riddle what's little and talks big

with midget arms and creamy white fillin in the middle

that will do anything to throw dirt on my name 

if it means walkin the whole Mediterranean

isn't it Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian no

his name's Raymond and oh, oh sorry yo so sorry wow

but that was a long time ago when I was just joe shmoe

rappin in joe blows basement I apologized for it befo so

either except it or you don't and lets move on 

if I've shown that I've grown and get the bone 

keep lickin these nuts you industry mutts 

keep walkin around sniffin each others butts 

or should I say asses 

what would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

the question I ask is 

how can I explain this 

how can I swing this in English language 

if I switch to slang and turn man to man 

do I do it in vain or simply to entertain 

am I bein real or am I bein fake 

am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine 

or am I caught up in this hot water wody on my daughter 

I told ya I love this culture don't let em' insult ya 

I'm tell ya one me (a)gain this is the environment that I was brought up in 

but every now and then I use my pen to get rid of some frustration 

or should I say or should I say shun 

is it just another one of my subliminal ways of racism 

your face is numb your stunned your look is cold 

like that of a man of seventy some years old 

and it only gets colder which Is why I understand 

and cant be mad at a forty four year old fan 

with a chip on his shoulder who only owns a half of a magazine 

and the only way to have it seen is to put me on the front of it again 

only thing that makes him grin is to see me frown 

papa cant stand me papa needs to take his medication and sit the fuck down 

in his new chair that goes round and round 

that he bought from new money in his bank account 

that I get him every issue when the thang comes out 

sit back and let his puffy clown hair come out 

and let his black side arm wrestle his white side 

yell Apartheid loud enough that he might slide 

he might find someone dumb enough who might ride 

but aint nobody over here buyin two white guys disguised as pro black

there is no slack 

far heart for college grat. In a fitted hat and a hunch back 

standin by the clearance coat rack 

in some old slacks and tomorrows old throw backs 

yeah

shady in the place to be c 

and it takes what I got to rock the mic right 

still not gonna cater these punks 

fuckin cocksuckin pussy lips haters dicks cunts