may i have your attention please

 will the real slim shady please shut up
 i repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up
 we're gonna have a problem here

 y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
 his rhymes are a bore punkbitch tryin' to be hardcore
 marshall mathers back worse than before makin' us snore,
 whinin' in the microphone
 it's return of the... oh wait, no way, you're a fool,
 you didn't pay money for this cd did you?
 and dr dre did everything you idiot
 without dre's beats yr as good as dead

 the world's had enough of eminem
 diggy diggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him
 look at him walkin' around livin' off dre,
 actin' so cool. but he's really kind of weak though
 little twit blasts me on his new cd
 why? because i turned him down for a date *tee hee*
 as for the question of who came first
 was it carson daly or was it fred durst
 i'm sorry slim but this is gonna hurt
 they both came closer than you ever will, jerk

 yr song is on my nerves
 yr song is on my nerves
 yr kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve
 that is the message that i deliver to little kids
 that you become famous and never know what talent is
 of course they're gonna like you
 of course they do
 yr like a cartoon version of rick schroder on silver spoons
 you ain't nuthin' but a product, packaged to be bought up
 you know a year from now you won't be thought of
 so you write about dead animals and cannibals and some day
 you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
 and there's a million women just like me
 that think like me, that all can see
 that slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
 so if you agree, scream loudly with me

 yr slim shady yes yr the real shady
 you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating
 so won't the real slim shady please shut up
 please shut up please shut up

 yr slim shady yes yr the real shady
 you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating
 so won't the real slim shady please shut up
 please shut up please shut up