Wedding Ring, do you know 
What a girl has to do
Where a woman has to go
To find a man who wants to
Slip you on a finger
What is the song and
Who is the singer
Wedding Ring it's a joke
If I wear my hair long or I wear
My hair short, where's the man
Who wants to make romance with me
What is the dance and who wants to dance with me?
[Chorus]
Wedding Ring
So carefully crafted, mysterious band of gold
And what really comes after, when we grow old?
Wedding Ring, hold the phone
I've a talker on the line, says he wants
The right to own, but he's the man who
Played the bait and switch
I keep on fishing, but can't catch a fist
[Chorus]
Wedding Ring, it's just a loan
How does a lady take advantage of the prices
When they're low, where's the man
Who wants to ask me. I am the catch, so
Who wants to catch me?
Wedding Ring, Wedding Ring
Ding ding do, ringa ding ding do