Girls, the boys don't cheat in Iowa City

Iowa City nothing to do

Now they're crisp and they're clean

Iowa City

Iowa Iowa

Skies are blue



Not so, Chicago

Never, New York

When you're off and you're looking for something

What can you do?

Where can you go?



Girls, the boys aren't cheap in Iowa City

Iowa City nowhere to go

Now they're slippery and sweet

In Iowa City

Iowa Iowa

Burning slow



When you're off and you're looking for someone

What can you do?

Where can you go?

Iowa Iowa

Iowa City

Simply and truly, my dear

We may lose our hearts

We're so clever and witty

And find true love right here

Iowa City