Soundtrack Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street 




Pirellis Miracle Elixer


Toby


Ladies and gentlemen! 


May I have your attention, please!


Do you wake every morning in shame and despair, 


to discover your pillow is covered with hair, 


or what not should be there? 

Well, ladies and gentlemen, 


From now on you can waken at ease! 


You need never again have a worry or care, 


I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare. 


Gentleman, you are about to see something 


wot rose from the dead! 


On the top of my head 

T'was Pirelli's 


Miracle Elixir, 


That's what did the trick, sir, 


True, sir, true. 


Was it quick sir? 


Did it in a tick, sir, 


Just like an elixir 


Ought to do! 

how about a bottle mister?


only costs a penny guaranteed.

Does Pirelli's 


Stimulate the growth, sir? 


You can have my oath, sir, 


'Tis unique. 

Rub a minute 


Stimulatin', i'nt?


Soon you'll have to thin it 


Once a week! 

Sweeney Todd


pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?

Mrs. Lovett


are we standing near an open drench?

Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)


pardon me sir what's that awful stench?

Sweeney Todd (said with Lovett)


are we standing near an open drench?

Toby


Buy Pirelli's 


Miracle Elixir


anything will slick, sir,suits brass, curls

Try Pirelli's 


when they see how thick, sir


you can have your pick, sir, 


of the girls!

Wanna buy a bottle misses?

Sweeney Todd


What is this?

Mrs. Lovett


What is this?

Sweeney Todd


Smells like piss

Mrs. Lovett


Smells like, ew!

Sweeney Todd(said with Lovett)


What is this? This is piss. piss with ink

Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)


I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear

Toby


Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir

Sweeney Todd


keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through

Toby


you're scared pirelli's is usable and of it, 


ladies seem to love it

Mrs. Lovett


Flies do too.

Thanks to Amber Burton for lyrics