Miles from ecstatic

Years from depressed 

Across the board content 

A step below dramatic

Nowhere near repressed 

Sometimes I just need to vent


I've got an understated chest 

And an exaggerated ass

But with the right clothes 

I manage to balance out

One part prudish

Three parts crass

Sometimes these words just slip out


But I like the view 

From where I stand

From up here 

I can see both sides

And the middle 

Is a little like no man's land 

But it's a pretty nice place 

to hide


I can be funny when I talk 

And too damn serious when I sing

I wish I could just lighten up

I'm go-with-the-flow 

But obsess over every little thing

I wish my head would just shut up


I lose my heart 

Without looking down 

They could be 

Sarah, Chloe, or Clyde

And I suspect the question's 

been going around

As to whether I'll ever decide


But there's more than 

one single facet to my face

I've got infinite schizophrenic sides 

The middle is a little like 

wide open space

Like the time in between the tides


You might as well brand 

a big fat 'M' on my chest

'Cause I'll never be 

a woman of extremes

I've never been the worst 

and I'll never be the best

But that'll never stop 

me or my dreams


So go on, go ahead

put me to the test

I wouldn't be 

the first or last to lose

'Cause falling somewhere 

in between the worst and the best

Leaves a hell of a lot of 

room to improve


ABut I like the view 

From where I stand

From up here 

I can see both sides

And the middle 

Is a little like no man's land 

But it's a pretty nice place 

to hide