Meet my friend, he knows every little trick 
Meet my friend called Dick (repeat twice) 

I've got friend 
He's so much fun 
And I know he's ready for action 
He'd like to fire 
And wake up your desire 
He knows every way to 
Make you really lose your mind 

Well hello, how do you do? 
I'm really pleased, pleased to meet you (repeat twice) 

Just take your time
But don't be shy 
Let yourself go with the attraction 
I'm sure he'd like you and I'm sure you'd like him too 
My friend wants to meet you 
And you'll find the four of us