I'm gonna stomp you on the top of your foot
And hang you from a big long fishing hook
And drop you plunge to the bottom of the sea, hey-hey
Let the sharks eat you all up
If them mean old whales don't interrupt
Cos baby you know how you been torturing little ol' me
Hey-hey

I'm the judge, the jury too
Judgement has been brought upon you
You been convicted for the crime you've done
You made me feel like a little ol' crumb
You know it's wrong to torture me
You love my friends the same way you love me
And like Tom, I don't wanna hang from a big oak tree over you
When I say hop, I mean make like a frog
And when I say bark, you better sound like a dog
Cos I'm gonna torture you
The same way you been torturing little ol' me, hey-hey
Stop torturing me baby