What do tigers dream of,
When they're taking a tiger snooze,
Do they dream of mauling zebras,
Or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit,

Well don't you worry your pretty striped head,
We're gonna get to back to Tyson,
And you cosy tiger bed,
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug,
And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug,

Doug, Doug, Oh Doug, Doug, Dougie,
Doug, Doug

But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers...
Then we're shit out of luck