Laura i would tie my hair in knots
To get a look from you
And i would never think
That's a lot for me to do
And when you said you were
Busy yesterday
And went out with your friends
I sat home and thought
Of what to say when i saw you again

Even though you treat me bad
Break my heart and sleep around
I never get too mad
'cause i know you and
How you can be
That's why i'll never let you
Get away from me... that easily

I watched 10 romance
Movies on tv
Just last night alone
Think of what a great
Boyfriend i could be
If you'd just come back home
But no jake's better
He's got a good physique
He's stupid but he's huge
I was just as cut as that big creep
When mojo led the luge