She breaks me down with her horror story

She makes me sad, but she never bores me

Just like a visit to the Love Gestapo

It's quite a trip, but it gets me down

Nothing she do ever really please me

She knows I'm hard-- that's why she says I'm easy

She's got my number, but imagine this

She says it makes her blue, tatooed upon her wrist

Woke up this morning, my girl was gone

Unpacked my bag-- that's why she's moving on

I love it when she tells me the whore story

'Cause it starts out so nice and then it gets so gory