Went out to a Christmas party

Had a fifth of coke-bacardi

Saw a Santa Claus in red

With an aching head.



But he wasn't very merry

In fact he was kinda scary

Ho-ho-hell

Was all he said



He took a drink

And then another two

Beneath the sink

I've seen him turning blue

And in the wake

He thought the chimney had the flu

Screaming like a drunken Ebeneezer Scrooge



I'm drinking up Christmas!

Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah

I'm Drinking' up Christmas!

Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them

A Holiday hero

yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O

I'm drinking up Christmas!

Tonight, alright!



He's making a list And checking

The kids that he feels like wrecking

As he stumbles through the night

All pink and white



And it was just get going

But then when the buh's start blowing

Challenged Frosty to a fight

He said come on

I got a gift for you

So bring it on!

I'll make you black and blue

A little song

I think that Santa Claus is through

And he got a nose as red as you know who



I'm drinking up Christmas!

Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah

I'm Drinking' up Christmas!

Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them

A Holiday hero

yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O

I'm drinking up Christmas!

Tonight, alright!