Hey, hey on your marks, get set go to zero

Present and correct go to zero

North, South, East and West go to zero

Nothing is best go to zero



I do this and I do that, and when it's cold, I wear a hat,

It's mostly cold

It pays to advertise thay say, I'll keep my hat on anyway

Or so I'm told





When you're on patrol go to zero

By remote control go to zero

Forward, pause, return go to zero

All roads lead astern go to zero



(chorus)



When you miss your cue go to zero

Start the dance, anew go to zero

Black, red, white and blue go to zero



When you lose the one go to zero

Rewind can be fun go to zero

Nudge it left and right go to zero

Don't wait 'til tonight go to zero

Go to Zero!



(chorus)



(Go to Zero)



Everywhere you go go to zero

Nough is apropos go to zero

North, South, East and West go to zero

Nothing is Best go to zero