Make ya,and Shake yo shit (woo Lord)

I am puttin poetry into motion my addiction is overdosing from a natural high



Supplyin the soul with that unmistakinable mystical magical feelin that your money can't buy

Becomin a slave to the rhythm there's no way that you could stop me now I'd like to see you try

Because I'm already long gone don't be scared for me baby just blow me a kiss good bye

I can't believe you'd rather stay behind then go beyond talk to me baby tell me why

Society won't set ya free now follow me programmin' your fear to fly

Best believe I'm a breathe and break ground before I die

I know it's live and let live but my love won't let me lie

Make me wanna do the



And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff

We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough

My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal

You're coming down with a bad case of



The Crooked Booty (come on, everybody)

The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all)

Now everybody do the crooked booty,

Come on, I say the crooked booty (come on)

Come on everbody I say the crooked booty

Yeah, the crooked booty

Now everybody do the crooked booty

Yeah, come on, the crooked booty



Oh doctor doctor help me please 

I got this problem come over me

And I just can't shake it (I just can't seem 

to shake this thing off up me, now help me)

At first I was just fine 

Didn't really play it no mind

Until it hit another time (another time)

Cuz my chest popped out (my chest popped out)

And my back went in (I said my back went in)

Started movin my body

Like I had a nervous itch (ooow)

So the doctor gave me (say what?)

This remedy (what'd he say?)

He said, "Pop it to boy"

And feel the beat



It's the brand new craze

And it's comin your way

It was started in the slums

By the Dungeon Family

It's not very hard it's kinda easy to do

All you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot

It's called the Crooked Booty when it's only a test

It's like tryin to stop the IRS from takin your cheques

It's like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap

It's like tryin to stop a nigga from crackin your back on this track

It's like tryin to tell your daughter you can't chase the cake

It's like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set

You just go like that (it don't matter)

You can be 400 pounds or be as tall as Shaq (come on)

Pimp get out your llac

And do the crooked booty

And do the crooked booty

Do the crooked booty do the crooked booty 

do the crooked booty (aaaaaaaaaaah)



Now everybody do The Crooked Booty (Everybody, come on)

The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all)

Now everybody do the crooked booty (a little louder)

Come on, I say the crooked booty (People in the back)

Come on everbody I say the crooked booty (People on the side)

Yeah, the crooked booty

Now everybody do the crooked booty (Yeah, y'all got it)

Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (A little louder y'all)



I ain't got no paper

I can't wipe my ass

But give me one lil' dollar

I'll show you how to make it last

I ain't got no paper

I can't wipe my ass

But give me one lil' dollar

I'll show you how to make it last (I'll show you how to)



And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff

We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough

My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal

You're coming down with a bad case of the 



The Crooked Booty 

The Crooked Booty (A little louder now)

Now everybody do the crooked booty (do it like you can't do it no more)

Come on, I say the crooked booty

Come on, I say the crooked booty

Yeah, everybody do the crooked booty

Now everybody do the crooked booty

The crooked booty

Now everybody do the crooked booty (yeah, everybody)

The Crooked Booty (Come on)

Now everybody do the crooked booty (I can't hear y'all)

I say the Crooked Booty

Now everybody say the crooked booty

The Crooked Booty

Now everybody do the Crooked Booty

The Crooked Booty (yeah, y'all got it)