Clearly I'm a genius

If she only knew it

but somewhere in her radius

I really blew it

I know, I know what I said to her

and I know what I did

What I don't know is how I could ever be

so incredibly stupid







(you don't really need to know every last detail. 

Its hardly worth telling

suffice to say I said that I would be there

i never came through)



Maybe I'm a genius and

she just don't see it

I fronted, 

I should have admitted,

she saw right through it

I never thought that I could be

so underhanded.

somehow I've cornered the market on

the double standard







For this act of genius

and so many others

I know I should apologize

and see how it goes



what am I waiting for?

come on, come on, come on, come on



sha la la la la la sha la la la la la la la



to all of the geniuses...