Take a look at your lover or significant screw.
Ecstasy so great sex is better than you knew.
But matrimony kills the sex that much is true,
And if you put that ring on it'll happen to you too.

Porno flicks while she's sucking my dick,
And doing things that could get us both arrested.
Lollie pops, and lemon drops, and every day
I enjoyed getting molested.

(Chs)
1-2-3-4
Years have spread her on the floor.
5-6-7-8
Years from now it's hate, hate, hate!

First- Always Sex, and always all the time.
Next- Bedroom Sex, the bedroom only.
Last- Hall Sex, saying fuck you passing in the hallway.
The Evolution of sex.

Remember these three steps it's gonna run your life.
It may take sometime it wont be over night.
Sex will be replaced by fight after fight.
But it's the choice you chose, when you chose to take a wife.

Whip cream licks when she brings home a chick.
And 69s that would seem to last forever.
Fevered pitch, she says call me your bitch,
And all you can say is it can't get any better

(Chs)
1-2-3-4
Years have spread her on the floor.
5-6-7-8
Years from now it's hate, hate, hate!

First- Always Sex, and always all the time.
Next- Bedroom Sex, the bedroom only.
Last- Hall Sex, saying fuck you passing in the hallway.
The Evolution of sex.

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