Yeah I'd stoop to that. 

Sure I would. 

Yeah you've been had. 



That's how I got my job at the underwriter's lab.

That's how I threw a wrench in everything I had a chance to.

That's how I fixed it. 

That's what I did. 



And now my knees are spotless and my legs are crossed. 

And I needn't spread them. 

Cause i can afford: 

piety, chastity, charity, your company. 



That's how I lost my job at the underwriter's lab.

That's how I threw a wrench in everything I had a chance to.

That's how I fixed it. 

That's what I did.