[Recorded instrumentally by John Petrucci for a student, before  ]

    [Images And Words was released. Chris Collins, one of Dream      ]

    [Theater's earliest vocalists got a hold of the tape and decided ]

    [to add some vocals of his own to the background music.          ]

    [Lines in {} are the "extra" lyrics.                             ]

      - Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora

        (Bon Jovi - from the album "Slippery When Wet")



    It's all the same, only the names will change

    Everyday it seems we're wasted away

    Another place where the faces are so cold

    I drive all night

    Just to {...a wise ass} get back home



    I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride {I ride}

    {Uh, wanted} I'm wanted {yah! dead or alive} dead or alive

    Wanted dead or alive {yah! this song sucks}



    {...man this has got to be boring}

    Sometimes I sleep {uh oh, here we go again},

    Sometimes it's not {man, give it a rest} for days

    And people {you suck} I meet always go their separate ways

    Sometimes I tell the day

    By the bottle that you drink

    And times when you're alone {I told ya you suck} all you do is think



    Cause I'm a cowboy {no you're a dick},

    on a steel horse I ride {bah}

    I'm wanted {yah!} dead or alive

    Wanted {wanted} dead or alive



    {...uh check out that, check out that that...}

    {check out this...                           }



    Cause I'm a cowboy,

    on a steel horse I ride {yeah ride this you faggot}

    I'm wanted dead or alive

    {yeah, gimme a gun I'll fuckin shoot you}



    Well I walk the streets {what are you a prostitute?},

    a loaded six string on my back

    {yeah I bet you got something else on your back}

    I play for keeps {yah!},

    'cause I might not make it back {make it back}

    I been everywhere {everywhere},

    still I'm standing tall {standing tall, yeah yeah}

    I've seen a million faces

    And I've rocked them all

    {yeah I'll fuckin rock you, you dick}



    I'm a cowboy {...a cowboy}, on a steel horse I ride

    {...I'll steel horse your lucky faggot}

    I'm wanted {wanted} dead or alive {dead or alive}

    Cause I'm a cowboy {cowboy},

    I got the night on my side {night on my side}

    I'm wanted {wanted} dead or alive, and all right {yeah!}

    Dead or alive

    Still I try {don't try me man}

    Dead or alive {alive}

    Dead or alive

    {John man give me a gun} Dead or alive

    Dead or alive, yeah {yeah}



    {Oh man it's over already, we'll miss you. We'd like to   }

    {personally thank Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora for their   }

    {uh, effort in this project, and personally I've got a    }

    {contract out on them for 5,000 dollars, so um I gotta go.}